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WHAT KIND OF AWESOME PARADOX IS THIS?

Recently I've saw a SPUF topic mentioning about Heavy, being in another Telltale game. As I read, I saw this:

And this.


The Penny Arcade guy (who I sadly forgot his name), Max, Heavy, and Strong Bad?

What is this blasphemy? All of my favorite guys combined into one game?

/me faints

The Thread In Question

My Description for the Ushanka

The leader of the overweight brothers, with pride and fur, and with the trusty star, it will keep the Heavy warm. Also great for making the Heavy look more awesome when eating, and even more when you do it in front of your dead victim. Now made from sheepskin and a variety of other animals' skins. 

Thus, The WAR! Commotion ended.

And iPood is Cody.

/post

Well, What Do You Know?

iPood DID bitch out when I made the video. His reply:

Wow. Abe, I actually did leave because I figured you wouldn't stop being a ♥♥♥♥ and instead just keep taking over my thread.

Once I'm finally gone, you only then , try to 'give me a chance', then say you pity me when I'm not hear, because YOU overtook my thread?

You are really just a ♥♥♥♥.
I will stay here to help people, but please just stop posting in this thread.

I'm just...so damn speechless.

This is my reaction.

Team Fortress 2 - Custom Weapon #47, #48, and #49

The Kit Shovel
+20% damage done
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
No random critical hits

http://spideyworks.com/tf2/index.php
This is how I got the Kit Shovel.

Popeye's Cannon (POPEYE THE DEMOMAN)
+25% damage done
+30% explosion radius
+25% faster move speed on wearer
-75% clip size
No random critical hits

The Taser Gun (Gordon Freeman)
+50% damage done
On Hit: +5 health
+104% max secondary ammo on wearer
50% faster reload time
+50% critical chance (hidden)
-84% clip size



Prepare for the 50 Custom Weapons milestone.

A Little Toy To Play Around With

http://spideyworks.com/tf2/index.php

This randomly generates Team Fortress 2 items for you.

Too bad it isn't very random...

Meet the Sentry Hell

Fun Fact: There was a total of 47 Sentries, 7 Dispensers, 5 Teleporter Entrances, and 1 Teleporter Exit. 60 buildables were made during this video.

Epic Math Failure

Remember how I said that was the 29th custom weapon? Well, I counted wrong. Severely. That's actually the FOURTY-SIXTH CUSTOM WEAPON.

The 29th Custom Weapon of Team Fortress 2: The Devil (666th Video Special)

If you didn't expect this, then you should be consumed by Giygas.

The Devil
+666% damage done
On Hit: +666 health
+666 max health on wearer
On Kill: 666 seconds of 100% critical chance
On Hit: 666% chance to slow target
+666% bullets per shot
+666% max primary ammo on wearer
666% damage vs buildings
On Hit: Bleed for 666 seconds



Not Mentioned: +100% resistance vs praying

The 28th Custom Weapon of Team Fortress 2: The Blood Hound (Devmon52)

Before moving onto the weapon itself, I have a bit of a funny story to tell.

I have tried to help this topic out by taking the requests and making them into videos. iPood wasn't getting very happy about it, so I let him get back to helping people. But...you know what? Moments later, there is a request by Devmon, and what's ridiculous is that iPood NEVER WORKED ON IT FOR THREE DAYS. So much for "LET ME HELP!". And I swear, if he bitches, again, after seeing this video, I will pity him so much and will take any requests from the thread without hesitation.

Now onto the stats and video.

The Blood Hound
+35% damage done
+2 health regenerated per second on wearer
On Hit: -3 health



Also, given that this is the 665th video of my account, you should know what's coming in the next video. :3

An Account Remake?

Yeah, because I forgot what my other account is. Sue me. <_<